If you're on this site you probably enjoy country life as much as we are. You are a true Country Bumpkin. Now, I am aware that the term Country Bumpkin has a negative meaning to some people. Not to us. To US, it is simply being proud of living a life that is free of as much chaos and complexity as possible. It is watching the sun sun set over the river. It is hiking through the mountains. It is eating a dinner that you hunted/fished for. It is spending time with your family around the campfire. 

Every time we hear the song "Country Bumpkin" by Cal Smith, this is what we think about. You probably already know this song. But here it is anyway. :)